Dear Students,
Gone are the days when you wasted time with Good — either learning it OR learning how to fight it.
After your inconsequential first and second years, no longer are the schools divided into Good and Evil. They are fully united in villainy and mayhem, separated only by generational experience.
Welcome to the School for Old and New.
This entrance exam will determine where you fit into the new world order we are creating. Each question is designed to delve deep into your soul to determine how much of it is Old and how much of it is Young.
Take it as many times as you wish. Each time, the questions will change. But you are Evil through and through, or on your way to becoming so. There is no alternate option. All that is left is to determine is your path going forward.
If you enter the School for Old, you will refresh your memory with courses that will remind you of all the ways you can rewrite your tale endings, and additionally prepare you for newly undead life. If you enter the School for New, you will learn how to use your energy and youth to bring glory to villainy.
Just remember: wherever you are placed, Evil will prevail.
Which school is yours?
The School Master
The most popular kid in the class is your partner for a huge project. When they end up wanting you to do most of the work, you:
Your usual stop on the Flowerground is closing, and you can either use a dangerous, experimental spell to get to school or travel an extra half-day to reach the next nearest Flowerground stop. Do you:
Someone picks up the last copy of the library book you need for a project right before you can reach it. Do you:
Your talent involves a very embarrassing physical transformation but you know it’ll win the Circus of Talents. Do you:
During a class in the Blue Forest, your arch-nemesis finds something rotted on the ground and dares you to touch it or admit you're a wimp. With the rest of your classmates egging you on, you:
When you’re falsely accused of sneaking off school grounds and you get in trouble but it also makes you look cooler:
Your friend asks you for a favor that turns out to be acting in their two-person musical, complete with awkward choreography and unflattering costumes. Do you:
After the Snow Ball a few of your friends want to sneak out one of the huge ice sculpture decorations. You’re tired and don’t actually feel like doing it. Do you:
Between being cold during class and wearing a sweater that’s ugly but keeps you warm, you choose to:
At dinner, there's a new, pungent dish being served that all your classmates hate but you actually love. Do you:
