Dear Readers,
Welcome to the School for Good and Evil.
Your acceptance to our legendary institution is a rare achievement. For thousands of years, the greatest of heroes and villains have come through our classrooms before they entered into the Endless Woods to find their stories.
If you enter the School for Good, you will discover the arts of chivalry, friendship, and good deeds in your quest for love. If you enter the School for Evil, you will explore darkness, mischief, and transformation in your quest for power. But whether you are Good or Evil, an Ever or a Never, you must learn to respect one another, for no matter how different you may seem, you cannot exist without the other. The line between a princess and a witch is a very thin one indeed...
But for now, open your hearts and minds to a new adventure. In four short years, you too will graduate into a fairy tale of your own. That is, if you don’t stumble into one while you’re here. Two friends are about to learn that lesson, and you’ll be there from the very beginning.
And with that, I must leave you to your schedule, your books, and your fates with one last question…
Which school is yours?
The School Master
You take your dog to the palace park in Foxwoods, where failure to clean up your dog’s poop leads to a fine and a summons before the royal council. But when your dog poops, you realize you forgot to bring a bag… and there’s no royal guards around. Do you:
When you graduate into the Woods, you are responsible for finding your own food on your fairy tale journeys. Do you:
If during a test, you notice your teacher's answer key lying on the desk in front of you, do you:
In the Blue Forest, you hear that the Flurrenblue Tree produces a fruit that tastes even better than the sweetest chocolate. But eating the fruit is forbidden, since the tree will only ever produce 5 fruits and if one is eaten, it never grows back. Do you:
There are two rival newspapers in Camelot – The Camelot Courier, which reports the official news of the kingdom, and The Royal Rot, which is an underground tabloid. Which one would you most likely read for your source of news?
While watching the annual school play in the Theater of Tales, you notice it has a particularly insensitive portrayal of dwarfs. Most of the audience laughs, but you are deeply offended. Do you:
You see the sword of Tedros, King Arthur’s son, accidentally left on the school lawn. Tedros absolutely hates you and you’ve heard that the sword Excalibur has amazing magical powers. Do you:
If you could take a pill that would make you 10x smarter than any other human being on earth, would you:
On the first day of school, the most unpopular villain in the entire school asks if he can sit with you at lunch. Then you see the villains at the “cool table” waving you over to sit with them. Do you:
To get to school every day, the shortest pass is through a deserted graveyard. Do you:
