Good/Evil Quiz

Dear Readers,

Welcome to the School for Good and Evil.

Your acceptance to our legendary institution is a rare achievement. For thousands of years, the greatest of heroes and villains have come through our classrooms before they entered into the Endless Woods to find their stories.

If you enter the School for Good, you will discover the arts of chivalry, friendship, and good deeds in your quest for love. If you enter the School for Evil, you will explore darkness, mischief, and transformation in your quest for power. But whether you are Good or Evil, an Ever or a Never, you must learn to respect one another, for no matter how different you may seem, you cannot exist without the other. The line between a princess and a witch is a very thin one indeed...

But for now, open your hearts and minds to a new adventure. In four short years, you too will graduate into a fairy tale of your own. That is, if you don’t stumble into one while you’re here. Two friends are about to learn that lesson, and you’ll be there from the very beginning.

And with that, I must leave you to your schedule, your books, and your fates with one last question…

Which school is yours?

The School Master

For the annual superlatives in the Ever Never Handbook, you are voted Biggest Dunce. Do you:

Break into the printer’s office and burn every Handbook in sight

Ask to make a speech at the next assembly expressing your feelings on the matter

Make a t-shirt that says “PROUD DUNCE” and wear it everywhere you go

Ignore it; what people think of you doesn’t matter in the slightest

During Swordplay, you’re sparring against a kid who absolutely despises you. When the teacher isn’t looking, the kid jabs you in a sensitive area. Do you:

Jab him back as hard as you can

Tell the teacher on them, even though they’ll be sent to the Doom Room of Beatings & Torture

Do nothing, believing that you’re above such thuggery

Ask them to privately duel after class in the Blue Forest

Since you are the highest-ranked student in the School for Evil, Lady Lesso offers you a reward. You are allowed to choose any student from your school to be your own personal 'servant' for the next month, who you are allowed to abuse and torment at will. As you decide who will be your servant, do you:

Pick your crush as your servant, so you can intimidate them into liking you back

Pick someone you despise so you can beat them regularly

Choose someone who will make a good 'teammate' and who you will treat as your equal

Reject the reward because having a servant is immoral

Your roommate's father is the murderous Bluebeard, known for killing all eight of his wives. So if your roommate comes home grumbling from dinner one night saying he’s going to 'kill' the girl next door, do you:

Laugh it off and say how much you don't like the girl too, so you get on his good side

Warn the girl secretly and then if he finds out, pretend the girl's a liar

Take him at his word and tell a teacher at school, even though he might turn his anger on you

Confront him about what he said, trusting your skills of diplomacy

While you are away on a two-day field trip to Putsi as part of your Advanced Poisons class, you entrust your beloved pet turtle to your roommate to take care of. When you return, you find that the turtle has died. Your roommate has no explanation – he insists that he just woke up and the turtle was dead. Do you:

Secretly kill your roommate’s pet and call it even

Attack your roommate because he clearly killed your turtle

Insist your roommate pay for an autopsy from the Woods coroner

Accept that accidents happen and forgive your roommate

A witch known for capturing children in the Woods and baking them into pies is apprehended and brought to you for justice. What do you believe the appropriate sentence is?

The witch should be taught how to be Good and given a job as a cindersweeper or toilet-cleaner

The witch should be baked into a pie herself

The witch should be put in prison for the rest of her life

The witch should be freed, since Good and Evil must exist in balance the Woods

Which would you choose as a place to live? An island where:

You are immortal, but are the only person on the island

You have infinite wealth and freedom, but no close friends

You have only your true love and no one else on the island

You are poor and homeless, but have all your best friends

A beautiful Evergirl you meet on the first day of school keeps telling you about all the famous princes and princesses she's friends with. Do you:

Tell her that you have famous friends too

Try to become her best friend so you can hang out with these famous princes and princesses too

Stay away from her because you hate name-droppers

Get to know her better and find out what's beneath her obvious insecurity

Your brother keeps sneaking out after curfew into the Woods -- but every morning he is there at breakfast again, safe and sound. When you confront him about it, your brother tells you to mind your own business. Do you:

Tell your parents because you’re worried about him

Mind your own business

Follow him into the Woods to see where he’s going

Seal his windows, so when he tries to get out, he makes a loud noise and wakes your parents

Upon arriving to the School Ball, you notice your friend's breath smells unbearably of garlic and trout. However, your friend is going with the person you hoped would ask you to the Ball. Do you:

Say nothing because you will enjoy watching them embarrassed

Say nothing since it is your friend's fault they smell

Inform your friend at once of their foul odour

Offer a piece of sweet licorice without mentioning their breath

11 out of 10

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