Dear Readers,
Welcome to the School for Good and Evil.
Your acceptance to our legendary institution is a rare achievement. For thousands of years, the greatest of heroes and villains have come through our classrooms before they entered into the Endless Woods to find their stories.
If you enter the School for Good, you will discover the arts of chivalry, friendship, and good deeds in your quest for love. If you enter the School for Evil, you will explore darkness, mischief, and transformation in your quest for power. But whether you are Good or Evil, an Ever or a Never, you must learn to respect one another, for no matter how different you may seem, you cannot exist without the other. The line between a princess and a witch is a very thin one indeed...
But for now, open your hearts and minds to a new adventure. In four short years, you too will graduate into a fairy tale of your own. That is, if you don’t stumble into one while you’re here. Two friends are about to learn that lesson, and you’ll be there from the very beginning.
And with that, I must leave you to your schedule, your books, and your fates with one last question…
Which school is yours?
The School Master
A good-looking boy or girl asks you to the school dance and you find out that not only do they not like to read, but they actively think books are stupid. Do you:
On the first day of school, the most unpopular villain in the entire school asks if he can sit with you at lunch. Then you see the villains at the “cool table” waving you over to sit with them. Do you:
You’re the Captain of your rugby team in the big match between Good and Evil. Your team is down 1 point with 5 seconds to go -- and as you score the winning goal, you fumble the ball to the ground. The teacher referee is from your school and calls it a goal. Do you:
For the annual superlatives in the Ever Never Handbook, you are voted Biggest Dunce. Do you:
On a snowy day, people in your dorm tower leave their shoes outside their doors to dry. You notice a pair outside your neighbor’s door that are the ones you always wanted… but are just too expensive for you. Do you:
In the Blue Forest, you hear that the Flurrenblue Tree produces a fruit that tastes even better than the sweetest chocolate. But eating the fruit is forbidden, since the tree will only ever produce 5 fruits and if one is eaten, it never grows back. Do you:
On an Evil team project in Henchmen Training, your teacher gives you all the credit, even though your teammate did most of the work. As a reward for your diligent work, your teacher says you won’t have to eat gruel as usual for breakfast – but will get chocolate chip pancakes for a week. Do you:
Your parents leave you alone in their giant castle for a weekend. They give you strict instructions not to have friends over. Do you:
You take your dog to the palace park in Foxwoods, where failure to clean up your dog’s poop leads to a fine and a summons before the royal council. But when your dog poops, you realize you forgot to bring a bag… and there’s no royal guards around. Do you:
When you meet the School Master, he asks you a single question. “Who is responsible for all the problems in the world?” He gives you four choices: