Dear Readers,
Welcome to the School for Good and Evil.
Your acceptance to our legendary institution is a rare achievement. For thousands of years, the greatest of heroes and villains have come through our classrooms before they entered into the Endless Woods to find their stories.
If you enter the School for Good, you will discover the arts of chivalry, friendship, and good deeds in your quest for love. If you enter the School for Evil, you will explore darkness, mischief, and transformation in your quest for power. But whether you are Good or Evil, an Ever or a Never, you must learn to respect one another, for no matter how different you may seem, you cannot exist without the other. The line between a princess and a witch is a very thin one indeed...
But for now, open your hearts and minds to a new adventure. In four short years, you too will graduate into a fairy tale of your own. That is, if you don’t stumble into one while you’re here. Two friends are about to learn that lesson, and you’ll be there from the very beginning.
And with that, I must leave you to your schedule, your books, and your fates with one last question…
Which school is yours?
The School Master
The night before your big Good Deeds exam, you hear Vex is throwing a secret blow-out party in the dungeons for both Good and Evil, which promises to be the party of the year. Do you:
Now that you are at the School for Good and Evil, out of the clutches of your parents, you have the freedom to eat whatever you like. When you first go into your school Supper Hall, do you:
Which is more beautiful to you: a white swan or a black swan?
You’re the Captain of your rugby team in the big match between Good and Evil. Your team is down 1 point with 5 seconds to go -- and as you score the winning goal, you fumble the ball to the ground. The teacher referee is from your school and calls it a goal. Do you:
Your parents take you to the Royal Rugby Championship one weekend. You don’t know either of the teams. Do you root for:
On the first day of school, the most unpopular villain in the entire school asks if he can sit with you at lunch. Then you see the villains at the “cool table” waving you over to sit with them. Do you:
The pool in the Groom Room is the most beautiful, crystal blue lagoon you've ever seen. As soon as you jump in with your three friends, however, you have the urge to urinate. Do you:
On an Evil team project in Henchmen Training, your teacher gives you all the credit, even though your teammate did most of the work. As a reward for your diligent work, your teacher says you won’t have to eat gruel as usual for breakfast – but will get chocolate chip pancakes for a week. Do you:
Since you are the highest-ranked student in the School for Evil, Lady Lesso offers you a reward. You are allowed to choose any student from your school to be your own personal 'servant' for the next month, who you are allowed to abuse and torment at will. As you decide who will be your servant, do you:
If you could only have one of these in your life, which would you pick?
