Dear Readers,
Welcome to the School for Good and Evil.
Your acceptance to our legendary institution is a rare achievement. For thousands of years, the greatest of heroes and villains have come through our classrooms before they entered into the Endless Woods to find their stories.
If you enter the School for Good, you will discover the arts of chivalry, friendship, and good deeds in your quest for love. If you enter the School for Evil, you will explore darkness, mischief, and transformation in your quest for power. But whether you are Good or Evil, an Ever or a Never, you must learn to respect one another, for no matter how different you may seem, you cannot exist without the other. The line between a princess and a witch is a very thin one indeed...
But for now, open your hearts and minds to a new adventure. In four short years, you too will graduate into a fairy tale of your own. That is, if you don’t stumble into one while you’re here. Two friends are about to learn that lesson, and you’ll be there from the very beginning.
And with that, I must leave you to your schedule, your books, and your fates with one last question…
Which school is yours?
The School Master
Upon arriving to the School Ball, you notice your friend's breath smells unbearably of garlic and trout. However, your friend is going with the person you hoped would ask you to the Ball. Do you:
A boy in your class dresses like Cinderella for Halloween. Do you:
For the annual superlatives in the Ever Never Handbook, you are voted Biggest Dunce. Do you:
Which of the following pets would you prefer?
On the first day of school, the most unpopular villain in the entire school asks if he can sit with you at lunch. Then you see the villains at the “cool table” waving you over to sit with them. Do you:
If during a test, you notice your teacher's answer key lying on the desk in front of you, do you:
You and your friend are supposed to write the annual school play together. But as you write with your friend, you realize that he is the worst writer ever born. Do you:
At the School for Good and Evil, if you are ranked in the bottom third of your class, you will be turned into an enchanted animal or plant. Recently you’ve discovered that you are ranked near the bottom. Knowing you might soon be turned into a rat or rosebush, do you:
A good-looking boy or girl asks you to the school dance and you find out that not only do they not like to read, but they actively think books are stupid. Do you:
Since you are the highest-ranked student in the School for Evil, Lady Lesso offers you a reward. You are allowed to choose any student from your school to be your own personal 'servant' for the next month, who you are allowed to abuse and torment at will. As you decide who will be your servant, do you: