Good/Evil Quiz

Dear Readers,

Welcome to the School for Good and Evil.

Your acceptance to our legendary institution is a rare achievement. For thousands of years, the greatest of heroes and villains have come through our classrooms before they entered into the Endless Woods to find their stories.

If you enter the School for Good, you will discover the arts of chivalry, friendship, and good deeds in your quest for love. If you enter the School for Evil, you will explore darkness, mischief, and transformation in your quest for power. But whether you are Good or Evil, an Ever or a Never, you must learn to respect one another, for no matter how different you may seem, you cannot exist without the other. The line between a princess and a witch is a very thin one indeed...

But for now, open your hearts and minds to a new adventure. In four short years, you too will graduate into a fairy tale of your own. That is, if you don’t stumble into one while you’re here. Two friends are about to learn that lesson, and you’ll be there from the very beginning.

And with that, I must leave you to your schedule, your books, and your fates with one last question…

Which school is yours?

The School Master

To get to school every day, the shortest pass is through a deserted graveyard. Do you:

Deface gravestones and steal flower bouquets, because it's fun

Go around the graveyard, because they're creepy ghost-haunts to be avoided

Hurry through the graveyard, feeling slightly uncomfortable

Enjoy your stroll through the graveyard, because being surrounded death makes you appreciate life more

None

On a snowy day, people in your dorm tower leave their shoes outside their doors to dry. You notice a pair outside your neighbor’s door that are the ones you always wanted… but are just too expensive for you. Do you:

Steal them, since your neighbor was dumb to leave such an awesome pair of shoes in the hallway

Steal them, since your neighbor is rich enough to buy another pair

Try them on just to see what they look like

Admire them and keep on walking

None

You are running late to class and if you are late one more time, then you’re certain to be sent to the Doom Room. But as you’re running to class, you notice a gnome who’s fallen and can’t get up. Do you:

Rob the gnome’s pockets and then hurry onto class

Hurry onto class and forget about the gnome entirely

Help the gnome and suffer the consequences of being late

Hurry onto class and tell the teacher there’s a fallen gnome that needs help

None

While you are in the Dean’s office for your monthly performance review, you accidentally spill your mug of strawberry juice on her plush white carpet. Do you:

Subtly rotate the carpet so the chair legs hide it when she’s not looking

Say nothing and hope she doesn’t notice

Point out the stain to the Dean, looking alarmed, and say that someone must have spilled their juice earlier in the day

Tell the Dean you spilled your juice and ask how you can help clean it up

None

You and your best friend make a plan to try the new heated wavepool in the Groom Room after dinner. But your crush finds you at dinner and asks you if you want to try out the pool after dinner. Do you:

Tell your best friend you’re sick and hope they don’t see you with your crush at the pool

Tell your best friend you’re going with your crush instead

Tell your best friend that all three of you should go together

Tell your crush that you’re going with your best friend and you should do it another night

None

A beautiful Evergirl you meet on the first day of school keeps telling you about all the famous princes and princesses she's friends with. Do you:

Tell her that you have famous friends too

Try to become her best friend so you can hang out with these famous princes and princesses too

Stay away from her because you hate name-droppers

Get to know her better and find out what's beneath her obvious insecurity

None

Your best friend has been chosen to represent your school in the Trial by Tale, a deadly skills competition. Only one problem: your best friend is incompetent and will likely die. Do you:

Leave your friend to manage alone, since it's his life and not yours

Stay up all night trying to teach your friend new skills, even though you know he crumbles under pressure

Stage a sit-in to protest the fact that there are deadly competitions at all at this school

Sneak into the competition and help your friend survive, even though you might be sent to the Doom Room of Beatings & Torture if you’re found out

None

Since you are the highest-ranked student in the School for Evil, Lady Lesso offers you a reward. You are allowed to choose any student from your school to be your own personal 'servant' for the next month, who you are allowed to abuse and torment at will. As you decide who will be your servant, do you:

Pick your crush as your servant, so you can intimidate them into liking you back

Pick someone you despise so you can beat them regularly

Choose someone who will make a good 'teammate' and who you will treat as your equal

Reject the reward because having a servant is immoral

None

You agreed to go to the Ball with someone unpopular. But then you get asked to the Ball by the coolest, hottest person in school. Do you:

Ask if you can all go together

Pick a fight with your unpopular date so they’ll dump you -- and you can take the cool date

Explain to your unpopular date why it’s important to your social status to go with the popular kid – and say you’ll make it up to them

Tell the cool, hot kid you already have a date

None

If you could only have one of these in your life, which would you pick?

Power

Money

Love from another person

Family

None

1 out of 10

Time's up

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