Good/Evil Quiz

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Dear Readers,

Welcome to the School for Good and Evil.

Your acceptance to our legendary institution is a rare achievement. For thousands of years, the greatest of heroes and villains have come through our classrooms before they entered into the Endless Woods to find their stories.

If you enter the School for Good, you will discover the arts of chivalry, friendship, and good deeds in your quest for love. If you enter the School for Evil, you will explore darkness, mischief, and transformation in your quest for power. But whether you are Good or Evil, an Ever or a Never, you must learn to respect one another, for no matter how different you may seem, you cannot exist without the other. The line between a princess and a witch is a very thin one indeed...

But for now, open your hearts and minds to a new adventure. In four short years, you too will graduate into a fairy tale of your own. That is, if you don’t stumble into one while you’re here. Two friends are about to learn that lesson, and you’ll be there from the very beginning.

And with that, I must leave you to your schedule, your books, and your fates with one last question…

Which school is yours?

The School Master

You find your brother or sister’s diary in their room. Do you:

Read it and use it as blackmail for the indefinite future

Read it and delight in knowing all their secrets – but never reveal them

Read it and tell your sibling to read yours in return so you two can get closer

Don’t read it – it’s none of your business

None

The date you’re taking to the Snow Ball develops a hideous acne breakout the day before the Ball. Do you:

Feign illness and not go to the Snow Ball

Tell your date you don’t want to go with them anymore, since they should have warned you they were prone to ill-timed breakouts

Ask your date if there’s anything you can do to help clear it up

Say nothing, since you’ll still have a good time

None

There are two rival newspapers in Camelot – The Camelot Courier, which reports the official news of the kingdom, and The Royal Rot, which is an underground tabloid. Which one would you most likely read for your source of news?

The Royal Rot: tabloids always have the real news

Neither – the Courier is propaganda and the Rot is lies

The Camelot Courier: I only trust official news sources

Both – I’d look for areas where they both agree to find the truth

None

Your roommate's father is the murderous Bluebeard, known for killing all eight of his wives. So if your roommate comes home grumbling from dinner one night saying he’s going to 'kill' the girl next door, do you:

Laugh it off and say how much you don't like the girl too, so you get on his good side

Warn the girl secretly and then if he finds out, pretend the girl's a liar

Take him at his word and tell a teacher at school, even though he might turn his anger on you

Confront him about what he said, trusting your skills of diplomacy

None

Your parents leave you alone in their giant castle for a weekend. They give you strict instructions not to have friends over. Do you:

Throw a massive castle party that will make you popular at school

Secretly have your best friend sleep over

Spend the weekend by yourself

Have two friends over, and tell your parents that you disobeyed them in order to prove you’re mature and responsible

None

You notice your best friend spending an awful lot of time with your crush. Do you:

Deliberately embarrass your friend in front of your crush

Be mean to your friend and your crush as long as it lasts

Secretly stew and try to find a new crush

Confront your friend about their disloyal behavior

None

Your friend thinks he’s a good dancer and signed up to dance in the talent show, but you know full well that he’s the worst dancer ever. Do you:

Don’t say anything and let him dance in the show; it’s his life and he can do what he wants

Poison his food so he gets a stomach virus and can’t dance in the show

Sit him down and tell him that he’s a bad dancer and if he dances, he’ll be the laughingstock of the school forever

Pay people in the audience off to cheer really loudly when he dances, drowning out any boos

None

You’ve been on the Good and Evil Debate Team, with the same partner all year – who despite not being very good at debate, has become a good friend. But for the upcoming school championship, the best debater in school asks you to be their partner. Do you:

Poison your friend’s ghoulash, so he’ll get sick and you can partner with the good debater

Drop your old partner and partner up with the good debater

Stay with your friend, because it’s the loyal thing to do

Tell your friend the situation and ask them to make the decision

None

By the second week of class, it is clear your new Evil teacher is a complete idiot. Do you:

Incite a classroom riot for fun

Torment the teacher mercilessly until you’re switched to a new teacher

Try to give the teacher helpful advice to help them improve

Pay attention diligently in class and try to learn what you can

None

Which of the following pets would you prefer?

No pet at all

Snake

Cat

Dog

None

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