Dear Readers,
Welcome to the School for Good and Evil.
Your acceptance to our legendary institution is a rare achievement. For thousands of years, the greatest of heroes and villains have come through our classrooms before they entered into the Endless Woods to find their stories.
If you enter the School for Good, you will discover the arts of chivalry, friendship, and good deeds in your quest for love. If you enter the School for Evil, you will explore darkness, mischief, and transformation in your quest for power. But whether you are Good or Evil, an Ever or a Never, you must learn to respect one another, for no matter how different you may seem, you cannot exist without the other. The line between a princess and a witch is a very thin one indeed...
But for now, open your hearts and minds to a new adventure. In four short years, you too will graduate into a fairy tale of your own. That is, if you don’t stumble into one while you’re here. Two friends are about to learn that lesson, and you’ll be there from the very beginning.
And with that, I must leave you to your schedule, your books, and your fates with one last question…
Which school is yours?
The School Master
The pool in the Groom Room is the most beautiful, crystal blue lagoon you've ever seen. As soon as you jump in with your three friends, however, you have the urge to urinate. Do you:
When you meet the School Master, he asks you a single question. “Who is responsible for all the problems in the world?” He gives you four choices:
Upon arriving to the School Ball, you notice your friend's breath smells unbearably of garlic and trout. However, your friend is going with the person you hoped would ask you to the Ball. Do you:
As you’re riding the Flowerground, you see a teenage boy in the train smack his sister. Do you:
For the annual superlatives in the Ever Never Handbook, you are voted Biggest Dunce. Do you:
The night before your big Good Deeds exam, you hear Vex is throwing a secret blow-out party in the dungeons for both Good and Evil, which promises to be the party of the year. Do you:
Your roommate's father is the murderous Bluebeard, known for killing all eight of his wives. So if your roommate comes home grumbling from dinner one night saying he’s going to 'kill' the girl next door, do you:
You and your best friend make a plan to try the new heated wavepool in the Groom Room after dinner. But your crush finds you at dinner and asks you if you want to try out the pool after dinner. Do you:
Your parents take you to the Royal Rugby Championship one weekend. You don’t know either of the teams. Do you root for:
You’ve been on the Good and Evil Debate Team, with the same partner all year – who despite not being very good at debate, has become a good friend. But for the upcoming school championship, the best debater in school asks you to be their partner. Do you:
