Good/Evil Quiz

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Dear Readers,

Welcome to the School for Good and Evil.

Your acceptance to our legendary institution is a rare achievement. For thousands of years, the greatest of heroes and villains have come through our classrooms before they entered into the Endless Woods to find their stories.

If you enter the School for Good, you will discover the arts of chivalry, friendship, and good deeds in your quest for love. If you enter the School for Evil, you will explore darkness, mischief, and transformation in your quest for power. But whether you are Good or Evil, an Ever or a Never, you must learn to respect one another, for no matter how different you may seem, you cannot exist without the other. The line between a princess and a witch is a very thin one indeed...

But for now, open your hearts and minds to a new adventure. In four short years, you too will graduate into a fairy tale of your own. That is, if you don’t stumble into one while you’re here. Two friends are about to learn that lesson, and you’ll be there from the very beginning.

And with that, I must leave you to your schedule, your books, and your fates with one last question…

Which school is yours?

The School Master

You see the sword of Tedros, King Arthur’s son, accidentally left on the school lawn. Tedros absolutely hates you and you’ve heard that the sword Excalibur has amazing magical powers. Do you:

Switch it with your own sword and take it back to your room

Leave the sword there

Test it out quickly and then find Tedros

Take it back to Tedros immediately, even though he’ll think you stole it

None

The date you’re taking to the Snow Ball develops a hideous acne breakout the day before the Ball. Do you:

Feign illness and not go to the Snow Ball

Tell your date you don’t want to go with them anymore, since they should have warned you they were prone to ill-timed breakouts

Ask your date if there’s anything you can do to help clear it up

Say nothing, since you’ll still have a good time

None

You notice your best friend spending an awful lot of time with your crush. Do you:

Deliberately embarrass your friend in front of your crush

Be mean to your friend and your crush as long as it lasts

Secretly stew and try to find a new crush

Confront your friend about their disloyal behavior

None

Your friend thinks he’s a good dancer and signed up to dance in the talent show, but you know full well that he’s the worst dancer ever. Do you:

Don’t say anything and let him dance in the show; it’s his life and he can do what he wants

Poison his food so he gets a stomach virus and can’t dance in the show

Sit him down and tell him that he’s a bad dancer and if he dances, he’ll be the laughingstock of the school forever

Pay people in the audience off to cheer really loudly when he dances, drowning out any boos

None

You and your friend are supposed to write the annual school play together. But as you write with your friend, you realize that he is the worst writer ever born. Do you:

Secretly write your own version of the play and give it to the actors

Tell him you hate his work and want to write the play alone

Quit the play and let your friend embarrass himself with his bad writing

Give constructive criticism and try to guide him toward your vision of the script

None

Which would you choose as a place to live? An island where:

You are immortal, but are the only person on the island

You have infinite wealth and freedom, but no close friends

You have only your true love and no one else on the island

You are poor and homeless, but have all your best friends

None

For the annual superlatives in the Ever Never Handbook, you are voted Biggest Dunce. Do you:

Break into the printer’s office and burn every Handbook in sight

Ask to make a speech at the next assembly expressing your feelings on the matter

Make a t-shirt that says “PROUD DUNCE” and wear it everywhere you go

Ignore it; what people think of you doesn’t matter in the slightest

None

Your parents take you to the Royal Rugby Championship one weekend. You don’t know either of the teams. Do you root for:

The odds-on favorite, because you want your team to win

Whichever team has the better colors

The underdog, because you want to see an upset

Neither team, because you just want to see a good match

None

While you are in the Dean’s office for your monthly performance review, you accidentally spill your mug of strawberry juice on her plush white carpet. Do you:

Subtly rotate the carpet so the chair legs hide it when she’s not looking

Say nothing and hope she doesn’t notice

Point out the stain to the Dean, looking alarmed, and say that someone must have spilled their juice earlier in the day

Tell the Dean you spilled your juice and ask how you can help clean it up

None

During Swordplay, you’re sparring against a kid who absolutely despises you. When the teacher isn’t looking, the kid jabs you in a sensitive area. Do you:

Jab him back as hard as you can

Tell the teacher on them, even though they’ll be sent to the Doom Room of Beatings & Torture

Do nothing, believing that you’re above such thuggery

Ask them to privately duel after class in the Blue Forest

None

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