Boy/Girl Quiz

Dear Students,

After your tumultuous first year at the School for Good and Evil, I have arrived to restore order as your new Dean. No longer are the schools divided into Good and Evil, but instead by a new separation… Welcome to the School for Boys and Girls.

You are about to take my carefully developed entrance exam to my new and improved institution. This exam will delve deep into your soul to determine how much of it is a Boy’s and how much of it is a Girl’s.

Take it as many times as you wish. Each time, the questions will change. But they will always bear out the truth.

If you enter the School for Girls, you will discover the arts of Debeautification, Princeless Power, Defense against Boys, and Female Talents in your quest to create a world without princes. If you enter the School for Boys, you will explore classes like Weapons for Boys, Survival of the Fittest, Defense Against Girls, and Fraternity & Teamwork. Whichever school you are put into, take your studies seriously… for the War of Boys vs. Girls are coming, and only one side will survive.

Now I must leave you to your brand new school. Dip your quills, open your hearts, and prepare to answer the greatest question of all:

Which school is yours?

Evelyn Sader

At lunch in the Supper Hall, your friend tells you that he or she has a juicy piece of gossip. Do you:

Say that you have gossip too that’s even better

Tell them you don’t want to hear it

Get excited to hear it

Listen dispassionately, not paying attention

You stumble on the perfect hidden trapdoor in the castle to hide all kinds of contraband, including magical prank supplies. Do you:

Section the space so you and your friends can use it for all kinds of purposes

Plan out the best way to use the space to increase your popularity

Share the information with your best buddies right away

Hoard the knowledge to yourself to impress everyone with your stash

A formal invitation for a party comes for you in the mail. How do you respond to it?

RSVP, follow all of the directions on the card, and put the party in your calendar

Wait to see the friend who’s hosting the party and then tell them in person that you’re going

Half-read the card and then reply quickly without thinking too much

It’s a party! Just show up

In the Doom Room, you're being tortured with your worst fears, which are situations where:

You are completely unprepared for a stressful task

No one likes you

No one respects you

Everyone realizes you're weak

In the yearly Circus of Talents, how do you interact with your fellow classmate competitors backstage? Do you:

Isolate yourself and don’t talk to them

Nervously check them out, knowing they’re probably better than you

Trash talk and intimidate them

Talk and joke with them as if you’re not competing against them at all

When you get to your new dorm room, everything is arranged exactly the opposite of the way you like it. How do you handle it?

Write notes to everyone and leave them all over the room

Have a frank talk with your roommates about how you feel

Put up with it and resent your roommates the whole time

Challenge your roommates to a duel where the winner gets to arrange the room

Your worst enemy catches you sneaking out of the castle. Do you:

Try to reason with them to keep your secret

Point out that you can blackmail them since they're also out after curfew

Lie and say you're on a special assignment from a dean

Knock them out with a spell and keep going on your way

When you play your favorite sport against classmates in the Blue Forest, is your goal to:

Not get hit with a ball or engage in any physical contact

Have fun and make friends

Beat the enemy so bad they either cry or are humiliated for the rest of the week

Prove you’re the best player on the field

With so many villains and heroes crowded into your castle, it’s natural to get into arguments. When you are in the midst of heated debate, do you:

Give up arguing at some point because it’s pointless

Calmly argue your point, knowing that logic will win out in the end

Get your friends to back you up

Talk as loud as you can, knowing whoever’s the loudest wins

Someone insults you in front of all your classmates. Do you:

Insult them subtly in a way that's much worse

Walk away and take the high road

Call the other person a rude name

Start a brawl with the person who insulted you

1 out of 10

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