Boy/Girl Quiz

Dear Students,

After your tumultuous first year at the School for Good and Evil, I have arrived to restore order as your new Dean. No longer are the schools divided into Good and Evil, but instead by a new separation… Welcome to the School for Boys and Girls.

You are about to take my carefully developed entrance exam to my new and improved institution. This exam will delve deep into your soul to determine how much of it is a Boy’s and how much of it is a Girl’s.

Take it as many times as you wish. Each time, the questions will change. But they will always bear out the truth.

If you enter the School for Girls, you will discover the arts of Debeautification, Princeless Power, Defense against Boys, and Female Talents in your quest to create a world without princes. If you enter the School for Boys, you will explore classes like Weapons for Boys, Survival of the Fittest, Defense Against Girls, and Fraternity & Teamwork. Whichever school you are put into, take your studies seriously… for the War of Boys vs. Girls are coming, and only one side will survive.

Now I must leave you to your brand new school. Dip your quills, open your hearts, and prepare to answer the greatest question of all:

Which school is yours?

Evelyn Sader

Someone insults you in front of all your classmates. Do you:

Insult them subtly in a way that's much worse

Walk away and take the high road

Call the other person a rude name

Start a brawl with the person who insulted you

Your worst enemy catches you sneaking out of the castle. Do you:

Try to reason with them to keep your secret

Point out that you can blackmail them since they're also out after curfew

Lie and say you're on a special assignment from a dean

Knock them out with a spell and keep going on your way

You stumble on the perfect hidden trapdoor in the castle to hide all kinds of contraband, including magical prank supplies. Do you:

Section the space so you and your friends can use it for all kinds of purposes

Plan out the best way to use the space to increase your popularity

Share the information with your best buddies right away

Hoard the knowledge to yourself to impress everyone with your stash

No one is allowed to bring snacks into the library. You:

Follow this policy because rules are rules

Follow this policy except when you have to skip a meal to study

Leave the library to eat as much as you like

Designate a buddy to sneak in the snacks

In the middle of Forest Yoga, a new physical fitness class taught by Yuba the Gnome, you happen to let out an enormous fart during a moment of silence. Do you:

Feel like you might die of embarrassment

Apologize out loud to the class

Bust up laughing

Immediately blame it on your friend

When you play your favorite sport against classmates in the Blue Forest, is your goal to:

Not get hit with a ball or engage in any physical contact

Have fun and make friends

Beat the enemy so bad they either cry or are humiliated for the rest of the week

Prove you’re the best player on the field

You discover in a library book that there’s a treasure buried just beyond the Blue Forest in the Endless Woods. Given that you’ve been warned NEVER to go into the Endless Woods after dark, do you:

Ask a teacher to accompany you and look for this treasure

Give up on the treasure, knowing the Endless Woods aren’t safe

Sneak out anyway and hunt for the treasure

Gather a group of friends to sneak out with you and share the treasure

After staying up all night studying, you accidentally sleep through your exam! What do you do?

Go to the professor, explain, and ask if you can possibly do a make-up exam

Do the math on all the extra credit you need to do to make up for the lost grade

Shrug and figure you weren't meant to do well in the class anyway

Look up hypnotizing spells to try to trick the professor into giving you a good grade

A friend asks you for your honest opinion about whether they have a chance of getting together with their crush. Do you:

Tell them the truth with as much empathy as possible

Tell them whatever they need to hear to feel validated

Break down their odds with facts in the least emotional way possible

Make a joke and let the seriousness of the question roll right off your shoulders

When you get to your new dorm room, everything is arranged exactly the opposite of the way you like it. How do you handle it?

Write notes to everyone and leave them all over the room

Have a frank talk with your roommates about how you feel

Put up with it and resent your roommates the whole time

Challenge your roommates to a duel where the winner gets to arrange the room

1 out of 10

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