Boy/Girl Quiz

Dear Students,

After your tumultuous first year at the School for Good and Evil, I have arrived to restore order as your new Dean. No longer are the schools divided into Good and Evil, but instead by a new separation… Welcome to the School for Boys and Girls.

You are about to take my carefully developed entrance exam to my new and improved institution. This exam will delve deep into your soul to determine how much of it is a Boy’s and how much of it is a Girl’s.

Take it as many times as you wish. Each time, the questions will change. But they will always bear out the truth.

If you enter the School for Girls, you will discover the arts of Debeautification, Princeless Power, Defense against Boys, and Female Talents in your quest to create a world without princes. If you enter the School for Boys, you will explore classes like Weapons for Boys, Survival of the Fittest, Defense Against Girls, and Fraternity & Teamwork. Whichever school you are put into, take your studies seriously… for the War of Boys vs. Girls are coming, and only one side will survive.

Now I must leave you to your brand new school. Dip your quills, open your hearts, and prepare to answer the greatest question of all:

Which school is yours?

Evelyn Sader

In the middle of Forest Yoga, a new physical fitness class taught by Yuba the Gnome, you happen to let out an enormous fart during a moment of silence. Do you:

Feel like you might die of embarrassment

Apologize out loud to the class

Bust up laughing

Immediately blame it on your friend

None

Someone slips you a bit of potion that changes you into a different gender for a day. What do you notice the most about the experience?

The ways you have to change the way you act to fit in

The differences in the way people treat you

The differences in the way people look at you

The physical differences in your body

None

No one is allowed to bring snacks into the library. You:

Follow this policy because rules are rules

Follow this policy except when you have to skip a meal to study

Leave the library to eat as much as you like

Designate a buddy to sneak in the snacks

None

A formal invitation for a party comes for you in the mail. How do you respond to it?

RSVP, follow all of the directions on the card, and put the party in your calendar

Wait to see the friend who’s hosting the party and then tell them in person that you’re going

Half-read the card and then reply quickly without thinking too much

It’s a party! Just show up

None

Your best friend has been making small digs at you for weeks and you have no idea why. Today at lunch in the Supper Hall, he makes a dig at you in front of your fellow classmates. Do you:

Calmly ask him why he’s being so mean to you

Make fun of him back in front of your friends

Ignore the jab and brush it off

Punch him in the face

None

You stumble on the perfect hidden trapdoor in the castle to hide all kinds of contraband, including magical prank supplies. Do you:

Section the space so you and your friends can use it for all kinds of purposes

Plan out the best way to use the space to increase your popularity

Share the information with your best buddies right away

Hoard the knowledge to yourself to impress everyone with your stash

None

You have an awful new haircut. Do you:

Sulk and refuse to be consoled

Vent about it to your friends

Pretend you got it on purpose to save face

Have your friends get the same haircut so you can all joke about it

None

For your big final Spells project, you can work in a group or on your own. You immediately choose:

To work alone because only you are reliable

To put together a team of the best students

To recruit your best friends

To work alone because you have a genius idea you want full credit for

None

For the Snow Ball, your friend is the only person without a date. You:

Have a heart-to-heart talk to reassure your friend that they're awesome

Constantly check in to see how they're feeling

Ignore your own date to talk to them the whole time

Have everyone in your friend group go stag to make them feel better

None

Someone insults you in front of all your classmates. Do you:

Insult them subtly in a way that's much worse

Walk away and take the high road

Call the other person a rude name

Start a brawl with the person who insulted you

None

1 out of 10

Time's up

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SOMAN HAS A NEW BOOK!

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