Boy/Girl Quiz

Dear Students,

After your tumultuous first year at the School for Good and Evil, I have arrived to restore order as your new Dean. No longer are the schools divided into Good and Evil, but instead by a new separation… Welcome to the School for Boys and Girls.

You are about to take my carefully developed entrance exam to my new and improved institution. This exam will delve deep into your soul to determine how much of it is a Boy’s and how much of it is a Girl’s.

Take it as many times as you wish. Each time, the questions will change. But they will always bear out the truth.

If you enter the School for Girls, you will discover the arts of Debeautification, Princeless Power, Defense against Boys, and Female Talents in your quest to create a world without princes. If you enter the School for Boys, you will explore classes like Weapons for Boys, Survival of the Fittest, Defense Against Girls, and Fraternity & Teamwork. Whichever school you are put into, take your studies seriously… for the War of Boys vs. Girls are coming, and only one side will survive.

Now I must leave you to your brand new school. Dip your quills, open your hearts, and prepare to answer the greatest question of all:

Which school is yours?

Evelyn Sader

A formal invitation for a party comes for you in the mail. How do you respond to it?

RSVP, follow all of the directions on the card, and put the party in your calendar

Wait to see the friend who’s hosting the party and then tell them in person that you’re going

Half-read the card and then reply quickly without thinking too much

It’s a party! Just show up

None

After staying up all night studying, you accidentally sleep through your exam! What do you do?

Go to the professor, explain, and ask if you can possibly do a make-up exam

Do the math on all the extra credit you need to do to make up for the lost grade

Shrug and figure you weren't meant to do well in the class anyway

Look up hypnotizing spells to try to trick the professor into giving you a good grade

None

In the Doom Room, you're being tortured with your worst fears, which are situations where:

You are completely unprepared for a stressful task

No one likes you

No one respects you

Everyone realizes you're weak

None

Someone insults you in front of all your classmates. Do you:

Insult them subtly in a way that's much worse

Walk away and take the high road

Call the other person a rude name

Start a brawl with the person who insulted you

None

A friend asks you for your honest opinion about whether they have a chance of getting together with their crush. Do you:

Tell them the truth with as much empathy as possible

Tell them whatever they need to hear to feel validated

Break down their odds with facts in the least emotional way possible

Make a joke and let the seriousness of the question roll right off your shoulders

None

You stumble on the perfect hidden trapdoor in the castle to hide all kinds of contraband, including magical prank supplies. Do you:

Section the space so you and your friends can use it for all kinds of purposes

Plan out the best way to use the space to increase your popularity

Share the information with your best buddies right away

Hoard the knowledge to yourself to impress everyone with your stash

None

You missed the first day of classes because of the stomach flu and you're already behind on schoolwork. Do you:

Ask your teachers directly

Ask a classmate for help

Keep skipping assignments and classes with a fellow slacker

Pretend you know everything and bluff your way back on track

None

At lunch in the Supper Hall, your friend tells you that he or she has a juicy piece of gossip. Do you:

Say that you have gossip too that’s even better

Tell them you don’t want to hear it

Get excited to hear it

Listen dispassionately, not paying attention

None

Someone slips you a bit of potion that changes you into a different gender for a day. What do you notice the most about the experience?

The ways you have to change the way you act to fit in

The differences in the way people treat you

The differences in the way people look at you

The physical differences in your body

None

You discover in a library book that there’s a treasure buried just beyond the Blue Forest in the Endless Woods. Given that you’ve been warned NEVER to go into the Endless Woods after dark, do you:

Ask a teacher to accompany you and look for this treasure

Give up on the treasure, knowing the Endless Woods aren’t safe

Sneak out anyway and hunt for the treasure

Gather a group of friends to sneak out with you and share the treasure

None

1 out of 10

Time's up

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