Boy/Girl Quiz

Dear Students,

After your tumultuous first year at the School for Good and Evil, I have arrived to restore order as your new Dean. No longer are the schools divided into Good and Evil, but instead by a new separation… Welcome to the School for Boys and Girls.

You are about to take my carefully developed entrance exam to my new and improved institution. This exam will delve deep into your soul to determine how much of it is a Boy’s and how much of it is a Girl’s.

Take it as many times as you wish. Each time, the questions will change. But they will always bear out the truth.

If you enter the School for Girls, you will discover the arts of Debeautification, Princeless Power, Defense against Boys, and Female Talents in your quest to create a world without princes. If you enter the School for Boys, you will explore classes like Weapons for Boys, Survival of the Fittest, Defense Against Girls, and Fraternity & Teamwork. Whichever school you are put into, take your studies seriously… for the War of Boys vs. Girls are coming, and only one side will survive.

Now I must leave you to your brand new school. Dip your quills, open your hearts, and prepare to answer the greatest question of all:

Which school is yours?

Evelyn Sader

For your big final Spells project, you can work in a group or on your own. You immediately choose:

To work alone because only you are reliable

To put together a team of the best students

To recruit your best friends

To work alone because you have a genius idea you want full credit for

None

In the middle of Forest Yoga, a new physical fitness class taught by Yuba the Gnome, you happen to let out an enormous fart during a moment of silence. Do you:

Feel like you might die of embarrassment

Apologize out loud to the class

Bust up laughing

Immediately blame it on your friend

None

A friend asks you for your honest opinion about whether they have a chance of getting together with their crush. Do you:

Tell them the truth with as much empathy as possible

Tell them whatever they need to hear to feel validated

Break down their odds with facts in the least emotional way possible

Make a joke and let the seriousness of the question roll right off your shoulders

None

In the yearly Circus of Talents, how do you interact with your fellow classmate competitors backstage? Do you:

Isolate yourself and don’t talk to them

Nervously check them out, knowing they’re probably better than you

Trash talk and intimidate them

Talk and joke with them as if you’re not competing against them at all

None

A formal invitation for a party comes for you in the mail. How do you respond to it?

RSVP, follow all of the directions on the card, and put the party in your calendar

Wait to see the friend who’s hosting the party and then tell them in person that you’re going

Half-read the card and then reply quickly without thinking too much

It’s a party! Just show up

None

You discover in a library book that there’s a treasure buried just beyond the Blue Forest in the Endless Woods. Given that you’ve been warned NEVER to go into the Endless Woods after dark, do you:

Ask a teacher to accompany you and look for this treasure

Give up on the treasure, knowing the Endless Woods aren’t safe

Sneak out anyway and hunt for the treasure

Gather a group of friends to sneak out with you and share the treasure

None

During the Trial by Tale, you notice your friend is in trouble and you:

Go to their aid

Sacrifice yourself so your friend can escape

Stay your course, reasoning they probably won't die

Try to help until it interferes with your chances of winning

None

For the Snow Ball, your friend is the only person without a date. You:

Have a heart-to-heart talk to reassure your friend that they're awesome

Constantly check in to see how they're feeling

Ignore your own date to talk to them the whole time

Have everyone in your friend group go stag to make them feel better

None

No one is allowed to bring snacks into the library. You:

Follow this policy because rules are rules

Follow this policy except when you have to skip a meal to study

Leave the library to eat as much as you like

Designate a buddy to sneak in the snacks

None

When you play your favorite sport against classmates in the Blue Forest, is your goal to:

Not get hit with a ball or engage in any physical contact

Have fun and make friends

Beat the enemy so bad they either cry or are humiliated for the rest of the week

Prove you’re the best player on the field

None

1 out of 10

Time's up

SOMAN HAS A NEW BOOK!

SOMAN HAS A NEW BOOK!

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