Dear Readers,
Welcome to the School for Good and Evil.
Your acceptance to our legendary institution is a rare achievement. For thousands of years, the greatest of heroes and villains have come through our classrooms before they entered into the Endless Woods to find their stories.
If you enter the School for Good, you will discover the arts of chivalry, friendship, and good deeds in your quest for love. If you enter the School for Evil, you will explore darkness, mischief, and transformation in your quest for power. But whether you are Good or Evil, an Ever or a Never, you must learn to respect one another, for no matter how different you may seem, you cannot exist without the other. The line between a princess and a witch is a very thin one indeed...
But for now, open your hearts and minds to a new adventure. In four short years, you too will graduate into a fairy tale of your own. That is, if you don’t stumble into one while you’re here. Two friends are about to learn that lesson, and you’ll be there from the very beginning.
And with that, I must leave you to your schedule, your books, and your fates with one last question…
Which school is yours?
The School Master
A boy in your class dresses like Cinderella for Halloween. Do you:
A good-looking boy or girl asks you to the school dance and you find out that not only do they not like to read, but they actively think books are stupid. Do you:
The date you’re taking to the Snow Ball develops a hideous acne breakout the day before the Ball. Do you:
For the annual superlatives in the Ever Never Handbook, you are voted Biggest Dunce. Do you:
If you notice your best friend starting to wear all the same clothes you do, then the same hairstyle, then the same shoes, do you:
In the Blue Forest, you hear that the Flurrenblue Tree produces a fruit that tastes even better than the sweetest chocolate. But eating the fruit is forbidden, since the tree will only ever produce 5 fruits and if one is eaten, it never grows back. Do you:
Now that you are at the School for Good and Evil, out of the clutches of your parents, you have the freedom to eat whatever you like. When you first go into your school Supper Hall, do you:
During Swordplay, you’re sparring against a kid who absolutely despises you. When the teacher isn’t looking, the kid jabs you in a sensitive area. Do you:
You take your dog to the palace park in Foxwoods, where failure to clean up your dog’s poop leads to a fine and a summons before the royal council. But when your dog poops, you realize you forgot to bring a bag… and there’s no royal guards around. Do you:
You are invited to serve on the Student Disciplinary Committee of Good and Evil. The first offender brought in was caught cheating in the Trial by Tale, the life-or-death competition that can determine whether a student ultimately ends graduating as a hero, sidekick, or enchanted plant. Do you recommend: