Dear Readers,
Welcome to the School for Good and Evil.
Your acceptance to our legendary institution is a rare achievement. For thousands of years, the greatest of heroes and villains have come through our classrooms before they entered into the Endless Woods to find their stories.
If you enter the School for Good, you will discover the arts of chivalry, friendship, and good deeds in your quest for love. If you enter the School for Evil, you will explore darkness, mischief, and transformation in your quest for power. But whether you are Good or Evil, an Ever or a Never, you must learn to respect one another, for no matter how different you may seem, you cannot exist without the other. The line between a princess and a witch is a very thin one indeed...
But for now, open your hearts and minds to a new adventure. In four short years, you too will graduate into a fairy tale of your own. That is, if you don’t stumble into one while you’re here. Two friends are about to learn that lesson, and you’ll be there from the very beginning.
And with that, I must leave you to your schedule, your books, and your fates with one last question…
Which school is yours?
The School Master
Which is more beautiful to you: a white swan or a black swan?
At the School for Good and Evil, if you are ranked in the bottom third of your class, you will be turned into an enchanted animal or plant. Recently you’ve discovered that you are ranked near the bottom. Knowing you might soon be turned into a rat or rosebush, do you:
You take your dog to the palace park in Foxwoods, where failure to clean up your dog’s poop leads to a fine and a summons before the royal council. But when your dog poops, you realize you forgot to bring a bag… and there’s no royal guards around. Do you:
A boy in your class dresses like Cinderella for Halloween. Do you:
Now that you are at the School for Good and Evil, out of the clutches of your parents, you have the freedom to eat whatever you like. When you first go into your school Supper Hall, do you:
There are two rival newspapers in Camelot – The Camelot Courier, which reports the official news of the kingdom, and The Royal Rot, which is an underground tabloid. Which one would you most likely read for your source of news?
Since you are the highest-ranked student in the School for Evil, Lady Lesso offers you a reward. You are allowed to choose any student from your school to be your own personal 'servant' for the next month, who you are allowed to abuse and torment at will. As you decide who will be your servant, do you:
During a School Ball, a baby dove with a broken wing crashes to the dance floor during the last waltz, and is in severe danger of being crushed. Do you:
On Halloween, which of these do you usually disguise as?
You are invited to serve on the Student Disciplinary Committee of Good and Evil. The first offender brought in was caught cheating in the Trial by Tale, the life-or-death competition that can determine whether a student ultimately ends graduating as a hero, sidekick, or enchanted plant. Do you recommend: